Yup! y'all know it! FOOOLISH movie! ... I am HIGHLY , nope scratch that, I am STUPENDOUSLY disappointed in the fact that reputable Nollywood celebrities have their names associated with this mess of a movie! Like WHY???
Honestly am not going to waste much time with this review - this is gonna be a very basic review because ... well just because ... i do not wish to get carpal's tunnel over this mess.
Starring: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde, Rita Dominic, Stella-Damascus, Emeka Nwafor, Uche Elendu, Uche Obodo
Storyline
The movie revolves around the lives of two big girls battling for power and oil contracts. If there is more to this story then I missed it somehow because this mess had no true storyline smdh.
Pros:
Car displays, acting wasn't bad.
Cons:
Long (3 freaking hours) for no reason; no substance; grown ass women acting foolish; Omotola with all her big bum-bum and hips in this tight-ass, short-ass shorts while breaking the windshield of a Hummer with an ax (no am not kidding here); did I mention foolishly long? The scenes were legit meaningless and had no strong correlation - for instance which random person will take roadblocks to block off a major road in Lagos just because they want to show how powerful they are? and then who just pulls out a gun to shoot randomly in broad daylight and you are not a criminal or assassin or anything like that - seriously???
My thoughts:
Why 3 beautiful and reputable actresses would come together for this tomfoolery is beyond me. 1st of all why is this movie called "yankee girls" these bitches (no offense) didn't smell past Nigeria throughout this movie. They had some oyibo men (that are not fully oyibo, am pretty sure they are Lebanese people) in the movie and homeboys couldn't even act to save their lives (no wonder they migrated to Nollywood, they know Hollywood would have castrated them).
Recommended?
Big-ass capital NO!!! Hell NO! Or else of course you are someone that likes to murder your brain cells for the fun of it - then go right ahead and knock yourself out.
Choi! the time I wasted to watch this mess - e still dey pain me sote #sigh
~Yv❤
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