Sunday, June 12, 2011

Garden of Love and Tears

It's been a while fellas.... so today, I saw this movie Garden of Love and Tears featuring Ramsey, Tonto Dikeh, Patience Ozokwor and Kofi Adjorlolo.

Here is a short gist of the movie: 
Ramsey is a family man, married to Tonto w/ 2 kids. Tonto is a "psychologist" (and i say that in quotes for a reason)... Anyway, she counsels people going through marriage or r/ship crisis ... and she has a perfect marriage that is admired by most (such a cliché rolleyes) ... One day, Tonto comes across Ramsey (who she overly trusts) spoon feeding a lady at lunch (you have to watch the movie to find out who the lady is). All pleas for forgiveness falls on deaf ears because Tonto wanted to teach him a lesson.... As you can predict,  one misunderstanding leads to another and eventually all hell breaks loose leading to the downfall of their marriage.... While all these are going on, the kids are on vacation in the villa with Ramsey's parents Kofi and Patience....OMG these two people are something else i.e. cat and dog. What a  hilarious couple...just picture Patience chasing her husband with a gun roflmao .... Anyway the movie ended nicely and at least there was a message behind it unlike most movies i have seen recently ... this review serves as a little preview of what to expect in the movie as I really don't want to give the whole story away before you watch it (.... but this na naija movie so am sure y'all can already predict the rest of the story lol). 

Pros: 
I loved the fact that Ramsey was in it (y'all know i love that man wink). I loved the story behind the movie even though it was an unnecessarily long ass movie (4 freaking parts eek... parts 1 and 2 really could have been summarized in 30mins). I also liked how Kofi mixed igbo and ghana language (it was too funny) and of course Patience (one of my fav actresses) she worked her role well well lol...

Cons:
I hated majority of the acting esp. in the beginning when they introduced Ramsey and Tonto's family (too damn cheesy)... and talking of cheesy, Ramsey and his best friend/colleague had the cheesiest convos....
 Example, in one scene Ramsey asks about his best friend's wife-to-be and the guy replies "I can't seem to stop dreaming and thinking about her. She has transported me into another realm"  File:icon rolleyes.giflol ... a normal guy would have prob responded with "my guy, this girl don dey make me kolo ooo" or something naija-ish like that... lwkmd for that scene, too funny.
Furthermore, I did not like how Tonto played Jenny's role. Am sorry to say but that girl really can't act. She knows how to roll her eyes (I give her credit for that) but that's about it. She couldn't portray the emotions required of her character (I wish Genevieve or Nse Ikpe had been given her role). Boy oh boy, even her role as a psychologist was a big fail... she should have at least researched the career a bit beforehand smh. 
In some parts of the movie, The background noise and the voices were messed up question

All in all:
 I really enjoyed this movie. It is not perfect but it was still enjoyable because it made me laugh a couple of times. So, i recommend it....below is a clip (watch the whole movie at arodrive2.com or at onlinenigeria.com)


I hope you guys enjoy the movie, and i hope to be back with another review shortly ~Yv.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

OMG! 3 MOVIES THAT REDEFINE STUPIDITY!!!

Hey guys, so its been a while. School is closed, I 've graduated (YAY ME :D) and now it's time for movies woot wooot lol

So I saw three movies today --- well technically 2 and a quarter movies cos I didn't go through with one.  my gosh it was pain on top of pain on top of pain and finally a migraine! 

The 1st one was Chelsea! my oh my, idk where to begin. It's a Ghanaian movie with Nadia, Majid and John Dumelo...hmmm what can I say about this movie...oh yea, it is INCREDIBLY STUPID! i can't even tell you the story line cos quite frankly I don't remember lol. Just picture, naked Dumelo squatting in the bathtub, combined with Majid acting creepy and Nadia being foolish and you have yourself a storyline. Yup. Have fun with it lol here is a clip:

The second one was The Other Side of Love.....I really really tried to give it a chance but yea i couldn't take it. It had something to do with girlfriends, successful and hardworking mother, the FBI and Medicare roflmao that's all i can offer. SMH!


The third one....yea brace yourselves guys ..hmmmm..hmmmmm hmmmmm ....hmmmmmm it's called Temptation. Hmmmmmm! Na mehn this one come give me Migraine oooo it's a movie with Majid and some unknown characters. Oh boy, 20mins into the movie and am like what what what? and then the movie begins with a list a characters and am like WTF! and as I still dey try to understand what in the WORLD is going on, part one ends roflmao! ok oooo i say make i continue shaa and then part two (extra confused expression combined with one tablet of Tylenol),and then part three .... my people, eeehhhhh, this movie did not make any sense until the last half of the last part. It should be illegal for movies like this not to have a warning that says: have a bottle of Tylenol or Advil or Paracetamol next to you before you begin because you will lose some brain cells watching this. OMG! Laugh Don Kill Me EEEEE ...here is a clip, proceed with caution and ... Don't forget your Tylenol!


WOW what a day lol African movie won't kill me ~ Yv