Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Butterfly

Movie Trailer:



I saw this movie sometime in January (wrote a draft review but never posted it lol) ...
A romance flick featuring Ramsey Nouah, Genevieve Nnaji, Clem Ohaneze. Basically, Ramsey uses and dumps girls who are introduced to him by his cousin (i.e. his cousin arranges girls for him ...ps: a female cousin ooo smh). Anyway, he meets Chelsea (Genevieve)and falls madly in love with her (I know so typical lol). He then decides he has had enough of random girls, and turns a new leaf for her with intentions of marrying her. But as it turns out, Chelsea ain't having any of his sappy love. She is in love with another man Ray (Clem Ohaneze) who cares more about his work than he cares about his girl. So it's basically a sort of love triangle: Ramsey wants Chelsea, Chelsea wants Ray, Ray wants his Work lol...
I know whatchu y'all thinking, I already told the story so what's new huh? Well y'all have to watch it to find out who ends up getting his or her heart's desire and before you jump to conclusions, there is a nice twist in the story ;)


Pros:
No soft porn scenes, and the acting was good
Cons:
Some fast forwarding necessary.
All in all:
An Average movie, but I recommend.
..... the full movie is available on OnlineNigeria.com

link to the 1st half of Part 1: http://video.onlinenigeria.com/drama/adHK.asp?blurb=216

~Enjoy Yv


The Other Side of Love

This is an update on one of the movies from this post: OMG! 3 Movies That Redefine Stupidity!!!

Cast: JJ Bunny, Ramsey Nouah, Pascal Atuma, Rex Otuka

So this is the second movie that I originally couldn't get myself to watch --> out of boredom I decided to give it a chance and here goes:

  • am pissed that onlinenigeria would not let me fast forward the movie so I had to mute some scenes and watch something else until those scenes are done -->Yes, it was that frustrating.
  • am pissed that i actually decided to give this movie a chance
  • am pissed that Ramsey Nouah took part in this tomfoolery called a storyline
  • am pissed at the portrayal of Nigerian lawyers in this movie! am not a lawyer but damn am so pissed about the lawyer's role in this movie!
  • am pissed at the portrayal of the FBI in this movie! how ludicrous! In fact the FBI should sue the producers for defamation of character! 
Unto the "supposed" true life story:
  • basically, the movie is about 4 girlfriends that are supposedly successful except for one who is a housewife with 3 kids (in her misconstrued mind, that isn't success). The latter (Buki) went to nursing school with the successful home health care owner (Stella) but didn't pass her board exam (NCLEX).  Stella's health care center became very successful. Anyway during one of their girlfriend gatherings. Buki became jealous of Stella and set out to destroy her. and what does she do? she calls the FBI and reports Stella for defrauding medicare and IRS via an anonymous tip and the rest of the movie basically involves the FBI investigating Stella and the IRS sending her letters about how much she owes them and medicare trying to sue her and what not. Anyway, Stella goes to see her lawyer (who in my opinonu should be disbarred!) and the yeye lawyer advises her to send money to Nigeria before the federal gov' freezes all her accounts and he connects her to this unknown guy who she would drop the money off with and the guy will then send the money to Nigeria to anyone she wants the money to go to (I haff died of lafta here! that's one helluva trust to bestow unto a total stranger, in this day and age of 419). Anyway, she only communicates with this guy via a safe and secure chat line (na so!) the same chat line that the FBI easily hacked and a 419er also hacked and duped her of her money ... hehehe. I don't want to tell the whole story (not that there is much left to tell) but let me conclude by saying the rest of the plot unraveled on the same day in a park (that is where both the 419er, the legit money transfer guy, the FBI and Stella all collided :D)
My "WTF!" Moment!
  • Please if IRS and medicare are investigating you, is it a good idea to suddenly start withdrawing large some of money from your account? (My people biko help me comprendre)
  • I don't understand how the FBI was supposedly investigating her and tracking her every move and yet they didn't act on the money withdrawals or even bring her in for questioning about her chat conversation on money transfer (cos recall the FBI could see the chat). By the way, the FBI knew someone else was monitoring the chatline and in every scene, the FBI agent says "track down the other IP address", yet they never did track it down :-S
  • Towards the end of the movie, it turns out that her love interest in the movie - Michael (Ramsey Nouah), was the same as the invisible money transfer guy -->  he was actually legit in doing the transfers (because it was a 419er that hacked into her chat line with Michael and duped her of 1mil). Oh and it also turns out that Michael is her on of her bff's brother.
  • After the park scene above where the FBI arrested them all, the movie fast forwards 2 yrs later and we see Ramsey and Stella on couch, Buki on the street begging for money and the movie ends (clearly I exaggerated this last summary but that's pretty much it)
    • We never did find out what happened to the 419 guy
    • Somehow Ramsey survived being shot at the park and didn't go to prison
    • Stella who was arrested was somehow released without explanation. what happened with her case with the IRS, medicare etc? did she get back her 1 mil? what  conclusion did the FBI reach in their investigation
    • Buki somehow lost her home and husband to beg on the street???? how did that happen? and how did Stella find out it was Buki that reported her to the FBI?
So many hows??? In conclusion this movie is very stupid! They claimed it is a true life story! Na So! This tori no make sense joh! rubbish... 

Here are the links to the movie if anyone still wants to go ahead and watch it (no sa I no warn una shaa) -->


~Yv

Hiiiyaaa Y'all :))

Helloo my lovely gaija nation :D

I know it's been a while #hidesface# and am so sorry to have abadonned you for so long but school had to come first :( ... So am back (well for now :D)... and I've a bunch of movies to present to you. 1st post will be up shortly (I will try to post each day ... no promises).

Ps: most of these are old movies since I haven't had time (neither have I seen where) to watch the newer movies I really want to watch. Anyway, that's it for now guys.

Njoy
~Yv

Monday, January 30, 2012

The Adichie Conundrum


Let’s begin at the beginning, shall we? Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie wrote a book called Half of a Yellow Sun which looks at the Biafran war (or the Nigerian civil war as some people like to call it) through the perspectives of three different people who are directly affected by the war. It’s an intriguing book and a gripping story and I think I cried a bit while reading it. Yes, it was that good.

Now, said book is about to be made into a movie. Rights have apparently been sold to a Hollywood studio and the likes of Chiwetel Ejiofor and Thandie Newton (and a host of other Americans) have been cast. And all hell has broken loose. Okay, not really but a lot of people have been up in arms about the casting for the movie. Their argument? With all the Nigerian actors and actresses running around on screen these days, why couldn’t one of them be cast? And why should a story about the suffering of Igbo people be told by people whose parents and grandparents might not have even known it happened? How can they truly portray the characters if they use false accents and don’t speak the language? After all, you wouldn’t find a story about Martin Luther King Jr. adapted by a Nollywood director. It is an American story and they have told it how they want to. Shouldn’t we, as Nigerians, as Igbos, have that same kind of right?

On the other side of the coin are those in the “it’s only business” camp. There are benefits to Adichie if her story gets made into a movie and it only makes sense for her to go where she feels her story will be done justice. Also, it is her intellectual work; therefore, it is her prerogative. Half of a Yellow Sun is, after all, fiction, regardless of how based in fact it is. 

Personally, I’m hovering somewhere in the middle of both these camps and in my mind I’ve reached a compromise. While I want to instinctively jump on the ‘let us tell our own stories’ bandwagon, I honestly cannot ignore the benefits having this movie produced in Hollywood will have for both Adichie and her story. Regardless of the fact that Nollywood releases hundreds of movies a year and is the second or third largest movie producer in the world, the reality is the Hollywood means more exposure for her. Can a Nollywood director do the film justice? Possibly, in fact probably; but will the film get the same kind of publicity? Maybe, maybe not. Nigerians know Adichie and we love her (as do a lot of non-Nigerians but now she has a chance to reach an even wider audience. My biggest concern here is that the story is not changed to make for pretty TV – the novel captures some grim realities that need to be seen and I hope that Adichie remains a big part of this adaptation. I’m not saying this movie will be an instant success because it is being produced in Hollywood, but I do feel it has better chances of doing well there than in Nigeria. 

As for the casting, I don’t think it’s possible to have this production as it has been planned without any American actors. I am happy with the casting of Chiwetel Ejiofor. I don’t mind Thandie Newton and I trust she will do a good job but I do feel that there should be more Nigerian names on that cast list. I always saw Genevieve Nnaji as Ola and I have faith in her abilities – she’s always been an actress who I feel does a good job in almost every role. Or even Kate Henshaw-Nuttal whom I adore and have been missing in movies. I agree with the first camp on some aspects – it irks me to hear people trying to speak a language and delivering it poorly when there are people who can do the job just as well and get the delivery right. The movie will be incomplete if there is no Igbo and no Pidgin. So, my compromise in this case is to mix and match actors. I would say have all the leads be Nigerian if possible (with the obvious exception of Richard) but that might be wishing for too much. Half and half is not bad, se

For those who keep mentioning J.K. Rowling and her insistence that only British actors be used when filming Harry Potter, please don’t forget that one man’s meat is another man’s poison. Harry Potter was already a highly successful series when this happened and if Warner Bros. didn’t make the movie, another company probably would have. Are these opportunities falling into Adichie’s lap? I don’t know. But I want to believe that she is doing what is best for her and that she took everything into consideration before making the decision.

As for filming, I don’t know where this movie will be filmed but I have a strong feeling that it will not be in Nigeria what with all the Boko Haram killings and protests against the government. At the center of this movie is a political conflict whose details may not sit well with those who want to continue to ignore or try to forget the truth. This could also affect the production and release of the movie in Nigeria. When I was in secondary school, a film maker I know made a movie about the Biafran war. This was in the early 2000s and though the movie was completely filmed and edited and posters made, he wasn’t able to sell him movie because of all the political hoops he had to jump through. According to what I heard, he didn’t get the final okay from the government or screening board or whatever organization handles these things and therefore he couldn’t legally market the film. I saw the movie – it was more human interest from the perspective of the Igbos than anything else. I’m not saying this will happen with Half of a Yellow Sun, but it could. 

So, to summarize this long story, making a Hollywood production of Half of a Yellow Sun is not necessarily a bad thing as long as the people the story is written about are adequately represented. I don’t know how much say Adichie has at this point in the casting, especially if she has already signed a contract, but I hope that she will try to make this happen to some degree, or at least that the casting director sees the importance of accuracy. I want the story to be good and the film to be a success but I don’t want to have to watch it with the nagging feeling that something is missing because no matter how good an accent Newton can fake or how much Igbo any of them can pretend to speak, it won’t be the same as watching an indigenous Igbo person tell the same story. I want to know that the people are represented.